carryonmywincestson:

pants with fake pockets

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paging-doctorfaggot:

When are stalking someone on Facebook and you get a mini heart attack because you think you liked something of their’s…

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textposter2:

if you’re ever mugged by someone just scream ‘SWIPER NO SWIPING’ at them and by the rules of crime they have to stop

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daisyfairy:

skrillex lyric videos

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conversationparade:

[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing

[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length

[step 3] move in for the kill

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